Regular reader Ben bemoans festival tasting notes that talk fancy and much prefers the simplified 'Cyclops' system. He wants me, at great expense, to send 1 gallon samples of my ale to the boys at Everards Brewery (owners of Cyclopsbeer) and get them to tell me what they taste like. After forking out a small fortune I'll be sent a jpeg with simplified, standardised tasting notes on it that Ben understands.
OK, will do. In fact, have done. Find them here.
Ben does have a point - I'm just naturally sceptical of joining in with anything.